Legends

The Cow, The Lease Road, and The Sheriff (Part 1)

Back when I was a younger, less experienced (dumb) landman I had an encounter with The Cow. A lot of you reading this instantly know what cow I’m referring to. It’s that motherfucking scrawny piece of shit cow that had the dumb luck (or common sense, since we’re talking about The Cow) to take its …

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The Legend of Jim Malloy

“He’s pretty much the ultimate landman. I mean, if he gets hired, he’s going to take all of our jobs. He’ll bill for at least 10 days, per day.” “I heard that he got 200 leases and 150 affidavits signed in one day.” “In his hometown, they moved the statue of Chuck Norris to make …

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