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Landman Life

LandmanLife has a New Facebook Page!

This will be the last post on this Facebook Page. A few years ago Facebook deleted the only admin account to this page, so ever since then we have not been able to do anything except push posts from the webpage (we honestly have no idea how that feature is still enabled). After exploring all

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Landman Life

Weekend Sale to Celebrate #EFTtattoo!

First off, congratulations @TejanoBrown is part of the LandmanLife family for life! A man of his word, and Tuesday night he proved it to all of #EFT by getting a LandmanLife #EFT #RollCall tattoo, which just adds more fuel to the #poundgate fire…c’mon @FracSlap, all you have to do is smoke the pound! If you

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LandmanFieldNotes

THE BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF LANDMANLIFE ANNOUNCEMENTS

PRESS RELEASE 05/28/2021LandmanLife Worldwide Inc HQ From the storage closet that LandmanLife calls the intern’s office, for immediate release world wide and with the blessing of our glorious Chairman Kenny Lay @EnronChairman, may he reign forever. LandmanLife Worldwide would like to formally announce the start of two new partnerships that will advance us to our

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Having Fun With the Business Side of Things

The LandmanLife Store is a product of #EFT. We’ve been growing, expanding, working on ways to continue giving back to the community…but sometimes, you’ve got to have a little fun with the business side of things. It’s important to remember why we are here. We appreciate all of the love and support from the #EFT,

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Breaking News: Bryan Sheffield to Inherit New Hairline

We’ve heard unsubstantiated rumors that Bryan Sheffield, son of Scott Sheffield, is the heir apparent to a new hairline. Due to complications arising from the stress of selling his company to his father for $4.5 billion, Bryan’s hairline receded further into obscurity. Mr. Sheffield apparently told a close associate once, “You know, just like my

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