I will throw in a nice bottle of wine if the winning caption is actually funny…..
Oh yeah and you also have to be a follower…..or I drink it with the judges.
Originally tweeted by Nimblephatty (@nimblephatty) on August 1, 2020.
Obviously, the judges drank all the nice shit. We’re giving the dregs to everyone else though. We’ll start from the top and go down the (disappointing) list…
…and the winner is
“I start drinking when my baby pictures come out.”
Originally tweeted by Displaced Texas Landman (@landman_texas) on August 1, 2020.
@LandmanLife
“FANFUCKINGTASTIC”
@landmannery
“…arises from the catacombs of NOTHINGNESS and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!”
@landmannotes
“DTL bribed me more than the other submissions…”
“Why’d you have to go and let it die?”
Originally tweeted by Average Coronapocalypse Investor (@losingyourmoney) on August 1, 2020.
@LandmanLife
…womp womp
Kayne Standerson
Originally tweeted by liberoiltarian (@HoustOil) on August 1, 2020.
“Bet Chad wishes he was nicer to me in high school now”
Originally tweeted by Jeremiah Fracson (@JFracson) on August 2, 2020.
@LandmanLife
…unless you’re Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison, you’re not going to do anyone any good so I don’t think Chuck or Chad will be apologizing
“This beer tastes like teen spirit”
Originally tweeted by Kenny Lay (Parody) (@EnronChairman) on August 2, 2020.
@LandmanLife
That’s a big gulp from the blood of the poors…
All the merch and all the wine in the world and you still won’t be Dave Grohl
Originally tweeted by Drew Smithee, PE (@DrewSmithee) on August 1, 2020.
@LandmanLife
Fuuuuckk…all the everything in the world and you’re still not Chuuuuuckk
Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the world
Originally tweeted by Michael Milken’s Burner (Parody) (@michaelrmilken) on August 1, 2020.
@LandmanLife
I’d buy that
🤣🤣
Originally tweeted by 90s Random Consultant (@ManchesterUtd81) on August 2, 2020.
@LandmanLife
NO BABY JESUS GIF?!? ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING SERIOUS?!
Mr. Kayne Cobain doesn’t want to Grohl old….
Originally tweeted by JustKillinIt (@killin_just) on August 1, 2020.
@LandmanLife
Kayne Cobain might have been a winner but you’ll Grohl up some day…
(said with a drunken slur) “Let’s talk equity swap…. I’ve got this!”
Originally tweeted by Gary_Gillette (@GaryFN_Gillette) on August 1, 2020.