This is the Official Coffee Mug of Kenny Lay’s #EFT Friday Night Rollcall! Designed by the LandmanLife creative team to the exact specifications from @EnronChairman himself! Research done by the #EFT Shale Hating Incredulous Truthsayers Collective (ShitCo) indicates that this coffee mug has over 95% efficacy for reducing symptoms of shale downturn syndrome (SDS), shale denial syndrome (also SDS), and shale dumbass syndrome (SDS again).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! Initial findings from the Landbros test team has shown that this mug keeps your beverages at the ideal temperature for longer than the competition, and that its use is not limited solely to coffee. Testing has been done with a variety of beverages including coffee, bourbon, more bourbon, and yet moar bourbon with incredible results! You’re going to have to try this for yourself, but we believe it is going to make you smile more and laugh louder (when consuming multiple bourbons).
None of these statements have been reviewed by the FDA. Not financial advice.
Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy